RAYMOND CARVER
WILL YOU PLEASE BE QUIET, PLEASE?
STORIES
RAYMOND CARVER
Raymond Carver was born in Clatskanie, Oregon, in 1939, and lived in Port Angeles, Washington, until his death on August 2, 1988. He was a Guggenheim Fellow in 1979 and was twice awarded grants from the National Endowment for the Arts. In 1983 Carver received the prestigious Mildred and Harold Strauss Living Award, and in 1985
BOOKS BY RAYMOND CARVER
FICTION
POETRY
PROSE AND POETRY
FIRST VINTAGE CONTEMPORARIES EDITION, JUNE 1992
All rights reserved under International and Pan-American Copyright Conventions. Published in the United States by Vintage Books, a division of Random House, Inc. , New York, and distributed in Canada by Random House of Canada Limited, Toronto. Originally published by McGraw-Hill, New York, in 1976.
The stories in this volume originally appeared, some in somewhat different form and under different titles, in the following publications:
“How About This?” first appeared in
“The Idea” first appeared in
“Are You a Doctor?” first appeared in
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data Carver, Raymond.
Will you please be quiet, please? : the stories of Raymond Carver / Raymond Carver. — 1st Vintage contemporaries ed. p. cm. — (Vintage contemporaries)
ISBN 0-679-73569-0 (pbk. )
I. Title.
PS3553. A7894W53 1992 813'. 54—dc20 91-50224 CIP
THIS BOOK IS FOR MARYANN
Table of Contents
FAT
NEIGHBORS
THE IDEA
THEY’RE NOT YOUR HUSBAND
ARE YOU A DOCTOR?
THE FATHER
NOBODY SAID ANYTHING
SIXTY ACRES
WHAT’S IN ALASKA?
NIGHT SCHOOL
COLLECTORS
WHAT DO YOU DO IN SAN FRANCISCO?
THE STUDENT’S WIFE
PUT YOURSELF IN MY SHOES
JERRY AND MOLLY AND SAM
WHY, HONEY?
THE DUCKS
HOW ABOUT THIS?
BICYCLES, MUSCLES, CIGARETS