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Автор Jaya Saxena

Copyright © 2017 by Jaya Saxena and Jess Zimmerman

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Library of Congress Cataloging in Publication Number: 2016961079

ISBN 9781594749773

Ebook ISBN 9781594749780

eBook design adapted from printed book design by Andie Reid

Cover and interior illustrations by Camille Chew

Production management by John J.

McGurk

Quirk Books

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Philadelphia, PA 19106

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CHAPTER 1

Self-Initiation: An Induction into Basic Witchery

Who Are You?

What We Mean by “Witchcraft”

What We Mean by “Magic”

Meet Your Local Witches

Our Favorite Pop Culture Witches

CHAPTER 2

Glamours: The Power to Change How You Look

How to Clothe Yourself in Literal Darkness

Dress to Sorceress

Makeup for Witches

A Spell to Find Your Colors

Witch History: When Wearing Makeup Made You a Witch

Nail Art to Terrify Men

A Spell to Wear Bold Lipstick

The Dark Magic of Unfeminine Haircuts

A Spell for Haircut Confidence

The Power of a Good Talisman

The Secret Art of Smellomancy

Dapper Magic

A Spell to Reject Pressure to Be Feminine

Lotions and Potions

A Spell for Self-Care

CHAPTER 3

Healing: The Power to Care for Yourself

The Witch’s Pantry

A Spell to Feel Comfortable Seeing a Doctor

Witch History: Witches vs. Doctors

A Spell to Accept Compliments

A Spell to Make Peace with Your Body

Kitchen Witchery

Magical Exercise

Witch Calisthenics

A Ritual for a Relaxing Netflix Binge

CHAPTER 4

Summoning: The Power to Care for Others (and Have Them Care for You)

How to Build a Coven

Witch History: The Women’s International Terrorist Conspiracy from Hell

A Tarot Ritual to Attract Friendship

The Transformative Power of Vulnerability

A Collaborative Ritual to Deepen Friendship

Which Pet Should Be Your Familiar?

Healing Friends for Fun and Profit

A Spell for Establishing Boundaries

Witch History: Why Witches Dance Naked in the Woods

Worshipping the Moon with Shine Theory

A Spell to Ditch Friend Envy

A Spell to Let Go of a Friendship

CHAPTER 5

Enchantment: The Power to Make Choices about Love and Sex

Conjuring Your Perfect Mate

A Spell to Focus on What You Want

The Waxing and Waning of Desire

Flirting with Runes

The Magic Circle of Consent

A Spell of Yes and No

Choosing the “Broomstick” for You

Witch History: The Origins of the Magic Broomstick

Saying the Magic Words in Bed

A Spell for Talking about Sex

Witch History: Witches and Reproductive Freedom

A Spell to Feel Sexually Powerful

A Tarot Ritual for Accepting Singleness

A Spell for Healing a Broken Heart

CHAPTER 6

Banishment: The Power to Avoid What Brings You Down

Expelling Social Toxicity

A Ritual to Move through Loss

The Dark Magic of Emotional Abuse

The Joy of Hex

The Different Types of Personal Demons

A Personal Exorcism Spell

Witch History: On Demons and Daemons

A Spell to Break Negative Patterns

A Spell to Counter Impostor Syndrome

The Greatest One-Word Spell: “No”

A Spell for Rejection

Backfire! When Self-Care Spells Go Wrong

A Spell to Break a Curse