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For my family.

I grant you this brief respite from memoir.

The media have created a new ‘electronic reality,’ suffused with images and symbols, which has obliterated any sense of an objective reality behind the symbols…In hyperreality it is no longer possible to distinguish the imaginary from the real.

—Kumar

Thanks. I already turned down the part you’re playing.

—Helen Lawson

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DALLASTY! OCONOMOWOC LANDING.

A JAYSON BLOCHER PRODUCTION

DIRECTED BY JAYSON BLOCHER

WRITTEN BY JAYSON BLOCHER

CASTING BY JAYSON BLOCHER

COSTUMES AND MAKEUP BY JAYSON BLOCHER

EPISODE III: CORNFIELDS ABLAZE!!!

SCENE 18

Open on PATRICIA EWING, and AMETHYST CARRINGTON

sunbathing on floating diving platform in skimpy

string bikinis. Patricia Ewing looks totally

sexy wearing a swirly Pucci suit, and Amethyst

Carrington also looks hot in a Lily Pulitzer

extravaganza. J. B.

convertible Ewing-Carrington pedal boat.

PATRICIA EWING: (sarcastic) Well hello there J. B. , you jerkface. Welcome home from work.

AMETHYST CARRINGTON: He is not a Jerkface AT ALL, Patrica! He is the father of our child! Who will one day inherit control of all of the Ewing-Carrington farmland!

J. B. : (setting drink on dock and climbing out of pedal boat) For your information, ALL OF THE EWING-CARRINGTON CORNFIELDS HAVE BEEN SET ABLAZE!