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SKIN TIGHT
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Leonard R. Leaper, M. D.
Office: 555-6600Nights and Emergencies: 555-6677
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Epilogue
This book was converted to LIT by:
Carl Hiaason
Skin Tight
SKIN TIGHT
Carl Hiaasen
[23 jan 2002-scanned, proofed and released for #bookz]
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On the third of January, a leaden, blustery day, two tourists from Covington, Tennessee, removed their sensible shoes to go strolling on the beach at Key Biscayne.
When they got to the old Cape Florida lighthouse, the young man and his fiancee sat down on the damp sand to watch the ocean crash hard across the brown boulders at the point of the island. There was a salt haze in the air, and it stung the young man’s eyes so that when he spotted the thing floating, it took several moments to focus on what it was.
“It’s a big dead fish,” his fiancee said. “Maybe a porpoise. ”
“I don’t believe so,” said the young man. He stood up, dusted off the seat of his trousers, and walked to the edge of the surf. As the thing floated closer, the young man began to wonder about his legal responsibilities, providing it turned out to be what he thought it was. Oh yes, he had heard about Miami; this sort of stuff happened every day.
“Let’s go back now,” he said abruptly to his fiancee.
“No, I want to see what it is. It doesn’t look like a fish anymore. ”
The young man scanned the beach and saw they were all alone, thanks to the lousy weather. He also knew from a brochure back at the hotel that the lighthouse was long ago abandoned, so there would be no one watching from above.
“It’s a dead body,” he said grimly to his fiancee.
“Come offit. ”
At that instant a big, lisping breaker took the thing on its crest and carried it all the way to the beach, where it stuck-the nose of the dead man grounding as a keel in the sand.
The young man’s fiancee stared down at the corpse and said, “Geez, you’re right. ”
The young man sucked in his breath and took a step back.
“Should we turn it over?” his fiancee asked. “Maybe he’s still alive. ”
“Don’t touch it. He’s dead. ”
“How do you know?”
The young man pointed with a bare toe. “See that hole?”
“That’s a hole?”
She bent over and studied a stain on the shirt. The stain was the color of rust and the size of a sand dollar.
“Well, he didn’t just drown,” the young man announced.
His fiancee shivered a little and buttoned her sweater. “So what do we do now?”
“Now we get out of here. ”
“Shouldn’t we call the police?”
“It’s our vacation, Cheryl. Besides, we’re a half-hour’s walk to the nearest phone. ”
The young man was getting nervous; he thought he heard a boat’s engine somewhere around the point of the island, on the bay side.
The woman tourist said, “Just a second. ” She unsnapped the black leather case that held her trusty Canon Sure-Shot.
“What are you doing?”
“I want a picture, Thomas. ” She already had the camera up to her eye.
“Are you crazy?”
“Otherwise no one back home will believe us. I mean, we come all the way down to Miami and what happens? Remember how your brother was making murder jokes before we left? It’s unreal. Stand to the right a little, Thomas, and pretend to look down at it. ”